October 10, 2016

If Jane Austen went to Starbucks...

I love Pride and Prejudice. I love Starbucks. So it was only a matter of time before this was born.

Elizabeth: iced caffé latte
Jane: iced caramel macchiato
Darcy: flat white
Bingley: espresso
Miss Bingley: green tea latte
Mr. Bennet: chai latte
Mrs. Bennet: shaken sweet tea lemonade
Lydia: iced caffé mocha
Kitty: caramel frappucino
Mary: strawberry acai
Mrs. Hurst: coconut milk mocha macchiato
Charlotte: London fog tea latte
Lady Catherine: espresso macchiato
Wickham: iced caffé americano
Mr. Collins: espresso macchiato
Georgiana: strawberries and créme
Col. Fitzwilliam: Nariño cold brew
Aunt Gardiner: London fog tea latte
Uncle Gardiner: blonde roast
Aunt Phillips: PSL
Mr. Hurst: caffé americano.
Anne de Bourgh: shaken iced green tea

Miss Austen herself would probably be like, "Where the heck is my tea? Psssh, Americans."

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